a perfect game, if nothing else

ROY HALLADAY IS THROWING A PERFECT GAME AGAINST THE FLORIDA MARLINS. PERFECT GAME. NO BASERUNNERS.

PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME PERFECT GAME

(Although if we're being truthful, this umpire is helping him out a TON. You could drive a bus through this strike zone.)

Perfect game through 7. Seriously, fucking kill me.

OH AND NOT TO MENTION. The Phillies are winning 1-0 because of Cameron fucking Maybin's awful error in CF. It was seriously pathetic. He completely misjudged a fly ball and it went off his glove and an out turned into a run and a triple. So JJ is on the hook for a 1-0 loss. Fucking horrible and undeserved and AUUUGGGHHHHHH.

ETA: I hate everything. ( Copied from my Tumblr )